The Face Biter

2009-08-20T05:49:00.002-04:00

LOL i doubt anyone still reads this.

Freestyling for a second

im a bit rusty but here goes

I've become privy to the power that my words hold over you

as you've undoubtedly know and have noticed that I shamelessly pursue

it is with no modicum of self respect that i have given myself

i...

fuck it

i cant write anymore

i just dont have it in me.

Here's my letter of prose:

Dear Mary,

My darling, I've began writing this letter on the train back home. I will put it in post to you as I reach the house. I miss you terribly so, and I fear I may never see you again. To envisage such a slight is a sentencing akin to death.

Your face has been my sun in the morn, as the cock crows I do gaze upon your beauty. It is new every rise. Your hair does brush my face and I do draw in your scent. It is of dew and lilac, and growing sweeter by the night.

Write me, I yearn for you.

2009-07-03T14:11:00.002-04:00

100th post. Which shows how much i've been slacking.

My favourite sites are as follows, in no particular order, mind you:

www.twitter.com

http://sweethomestyle.tumblr.com/

www.thisiswhyyourefat.com

www.whythefuckdoyouhaveakid.com

http://www.ecosmartfire.com/en/home

www.latfh.com SO awesome btw.

I need to redo my layout. i will soon...when im not slacking.

Rachael and her roadies.

2009-05-28T02:21:00.002-04:00

Big ups to the best girl I never had, Rachael. She's decided to go on a road trip for the summer with two of her friends. She's so awesome, and I'm beyond jealous. Pictures will be coming for their progress, and she's keeping the world updated on her trip by posting to the blog, http://roadiessummer09.blogspot.com/. check it out. You probably wont get as much out of it as I will, being that Rachael is my future ex wife. But still, look it over.

Nothing new, went out with john and the gang, then fredy and the other gang showed up. Beat a stranger in flip cup (nice), and went home.
thanks for watching

I need love, people.

2009-05-16T03:50:00.002-04:00

Hello there and welcome. I'm still recouping from my natural hiatus. I'm back now, so to that one person in Fairfax, Va that checks this site daily, and 49 times on April 29th, and to the rest of you who are oh so good at feigning interest in my opinions and daily life, thanks.

Stumbled on a video..well more like I subscribe to John Mayer's youtube, but thats apples and oranges.

Battle Studies, his 5th album, in progress.

Also I've been wanting to get a dog. I need someone who'll love me unconditionally, who needs me more than I need them, will always listen to me, won't get mad when I don't want to sleep with them, and is okay if I play with other dogs.

Seen this 9 week old pitt pup. Cute little bugger huh? Too bad pitt bulls are illegal in my county. Awesome huh.

Artist of May: Company of Thieves

2009-05-15T13:04:00.002-04:00

Upcoming band, "Company of Thieves", has captured me. I've been listening to their single "Oscar Wilde" seemingly nonstop. Singer Genevieve Schatz voice invokes a soft tone that dangles on the edge of emo and indie. Think Alanis Morrisette meets the Yeah Yeah Yeahs.
The songwriting is amazing, unlike many newer bands who tend to have very bland/depressing/ingrigating lyrics. New album "Ordinary Riches" is available for download from iTunes and in stores.
Personally I LOVE this band. Go cop their album from iTunes. $5.99 for the Bonus Track Version.

STOP!

2009-04-28T13:27:00.000-04:00

Every blog i write is always the same, like "yo i need to blog more"

ima shut up and just do it.

yeaaaaaa

2009-04-15T11:28:00.004-04:00

I got a maccccccbook
I got a maccccccbook.

I love this thing. only thing i dont like about it..ITS FUCKING HUGE. The only one he had available was 17". For $500.Ive been debating on getting contacts. Not only because my glasses have been broken for about a year, and they're ridiculously stretched out, and scratched, and i look like an idiot, but because i kinda like not having to push my glasses up on my nose every 4 minutes (those with glasses will now push their glasses up).So here's a comparison tool, two pictures of me
one with my glasses (also me in my Thuggie ®) :

and me without my glasses:

pardon the facial expresssion, but you get the picture.

My agenda for the day is to clean house. I'm going to have people come look at it because Aja is moving to Baltimore. So for those of you who know of anyone who needs a room for rent, holla at a playaaaaa. Spacious closets and carpet! That's about the only good thing I can say about the spot, but the location is awesome.

I was thinking of potentially having Ashley stay here, but I think i'd get fed up with her solo pity parties. Plus that woman is trife. I entertained the thought of getting Gabs out here for a slight one. I mean, I'd love having someone i like around as opposed to ...Ashley. Gabs and I would get along but for how long is the question. I kinda want her to come out anyway, she's a lot of fun and I miss hangin with my homie.

I need to pay my phone bill today. or tomorrow, jk. Just looked at the date.

You people tend to take pictures of recent shit you've purchased so i've decided to do the same.

Pizza hut Panoromous pizza, extra pepperoni. HOLLA

yup

2009-04-02T12:09:00.002-04:00

Call Me - Aretha Franklin

Right now I'm listening to Aretha Franklin - Call Me. I dunno why I'm in such a somber mood, but i'll be alright in a minute. It's a not so common occurrence, but when it does happen I know the source. Believe it or not women, men do get lonely. It gets boring and you miss that companionship. I miss waking up to someone, personally. That'll change.
I'm watching CNN, and looking at General David Petraeus. He has a shitload of decoration.
Last night I went to Medieval Times with a group of friends, and then went to a bar to meet up with another set of people, and left with a different set of people. That was the first time I felt that comfortable since I've left Detroit. I think I'm finally adjusting to Maryland, and it only took a year.

Now I'm listening to Oren lavie and looking for a job. It's amazing.

Headed to work.
ive been blogging for 3 hours, im done.

Good Morning

2009-03-30T12:19:00.000-04:00

Hello. This is your local news anchor James Lawson reporting. I've been on hiatus for a while, and I've returned with a compelling news story.

I lied. there's nothing interesting going on. when or if i find something i'll inform you.

Stay tuned. Sources say it'll happen soon...

Lent

2009-03-06T12:42:00.003-05:00

Lent is Harrrrrrrd. For lent, I gave up alcohol, sex, and red meat. When you give up shit like that you notice a few things: All of your friends want to go out, and buy you drinks, but they never did before. There's not much to eat thats convenient except burgers. Sex is beautiful, and when you give it up, its readily available.

I don't think i've ever wanted to have sex as much as I do right now. Its ridiculous, and may God have pity on the woman who breaks my fast. I'm going to do some evil things to whomever that is.
The red meat isn't a problem until I decide I'm going to get something to eat. I always so "lemme go get a burg...". Then my friend says "lets hit south street (click here). Best cheesesteak you'll ever have outside of Philly. They do the unthinkable: put cheese wiz on the sammich. Oh Lord. Let's not reminisce on that.

Alcohol is easy, but I realized how much I use it as a crutch. I get mad, i have a drink. I get unhappy, I have a drink. I can't think, I have a drink. I drink like people breathe. Hey, i'm saving my liver and money.

Billy Mays

2009-03-06T12:33:00.001-05:00

LMAO!

Short story again.

2009-03-01T04:30:00.002-05:00

It's 4:30 and for some reason i have the urge to write. I haven't written anything in about 3 years so be patient.

I paced my floor so much, the soles of my feet were warmed. I was anxious, which for me is nothing new. She had left on a trip to Cleveland and I knew the next morning, I'd wake and I wouldn't see her face. There would be no stale breath in my face, pleading for me to shut the alarm off. No one to eat greasy breakfast at noon with me. There would be no legs kicking me, jostling for more covers. I wouldn't wake at 4 am to kiss the back of anyones neck. I'd be left alone to sleep by myself.
My arm cramped, I was on the phone with her during the 3 hour drive into Ohio. By now, she had unpacked and settled in, and I was left staring blankly at the disheveled bed. Surely, no one expected me to sleep. I wasn't whole, and for the first time since I found the missing piece, I was to sleep without her. She was Park Place, I was Board Walk.
As I laid in bed, I grabbed my phone. I needed to at least hear her voice before I slept. Her voice was smooth, and sure. Eloquent, soft, assuring, playful, and beautiful. Words didn't come from her tongue. They dangled sweetly from her lips and dropped with every sentence. She answered quickly. I was missed.
We spoke about her hotel room, and how spacious the area was. We spoke about her internship that sent her there. We spoke about the trivialities of my day, of our favorite flavor toothpaste, of Conan O'Brian. Her incredible, elegant voice had lulled me into tranquility. I was sure this was possible. I could sleep, though my eyes couldn't have felt lighter, and my back couldn't have been in a state of further discomfort.
There was a knock on the door. At my apartment complex, a neighbor of mine would sell stolen goods for next to nothing. He was a drug addict, but looked nothing of the sort. A stocky man, in desperate need of a shave and cleaner clothes. He was just looking for his next fix, and if the item was right, who was I to deny him. I once bought a DVD player that only played 3 of my movies, and had no remote. Worst $13 I've ever spent. I was fully prepared to shoo him away. He had a knack for showing up at the worst times.
I stared her in her brown eyes. My heart clasped, and I was elated, though I dare not show it. Pride and the desire to maintain a sense of masculinity took precedence over my desire to embrace her in my arms and squeeze life out of her. I wanted to clap and shriek with glee. I seriously felt like I just got a yes note from a girl I liked. She loved me as much as I loved her, even moreso to drive 3 hours back to see me. Just to see me. I love her. We kissed, sweetly, strongly and lovingly. I hugged her, firm but short. We disrobed and slept. I love her.

Valediction

2009-02-20T03:57:00.003-05:00

Valediction - The Foreign Exchange

i literally have been listening to this non stop for about 3 hours. I have been sleeping on this hard. Phonte of LB and Nicolay dropped Leave It All Behind and i thought nothing of it. I figured it may have a few joints i'd rock but it wasnt anything to press. I was clearly mistaken.
I'm going through shit but i'll be good. I'll bounce back like that green shit in flubber.

Push + Potbellys

2009-02-16T03:25:00.002-05:00

Today, I saw Push.
It's a movie about some guy who has these super awesome powers to control matter. Telekenesis i suppose. Anyway, the guy has these powers, and im not too sure how he obtained them. Google said they got the powers by the nazi's trying to create superhumans back in dubya dubya two. anyway, There are many people out there with these abilities. Some see the future, they're called watchers, some can manipulate minds, they're called pushers, there are bleeders who scream until your ears...bleed.

The premise of the movie is dumb, and it keeps getting worse and worse. I'm sitting through Dakota Fanning with pink streaks in her hair with a red glitter sharpie drawing tigers.

The end of the movie comes, the bad guys lose, the good guys win. Same shit. Nothing really different about this movie....except this one scene.

So Chris Evans' character, Nick, is a mover. That is to say, he's able to move shit with his mind. Dude decides that grabbing the gun and using it with his hands is completely beneath him. He gets into a telekinetic gunfight with another Mover. They're both hiding behind pillars, ducking for cover while they're respective guns are steadily shooting at each other. I know this sounds horrid, but if you see it...
its fuckin dope.

I tried potbelly's for the first time today. Yes, in Detroit there were no potbellys. Theres definitely one in Silver Spring though.
Potbellys = love.

Update.

2009-02-12T10:20:00.002-05:00

I fail at keeping up with this blog. Lemme post some cool shit.

recently bought this. Courtesy of http://extremegeek.com . T-Shirt that lights up. Only I would be interested in something as nerdy as this shit, but cmon. You have to admit, its a tad bit cool.

Valentines day is coming up. Thanks a lot. I'm gonna take my lonely ass somewhere and drink.

Wrap it Up

2009-01-31T13:00:00.004-05:00

this commercial is hilarious. I think that blue one is a bit gay though. Totally let the yellow one ram him.

Now Available!

2009-01-27T12:46:00.004-05:00

The internet is useful. You can pay your bills online, do your taxes, book a flight, find the nearest hoagie spot, listen to music, watch videos, just about anything. Today I came across a 19 year old Australian girl who is a quadriplegic, and who happens to be selling her virginity on eBay.

"Welcome!

You are bidding on a 19 yr old quadriplegic girl for her VIRGINITY!!!

I may not look much to you but you can did what ever fantasies you have on me!

You will need to pay for a hotel with wheelchair access or make sure your house is accessable!

Don't have to use condoms!

Feel free to e-mail any questions!

Bank Deposit accepted only!

Enjoy!

Thankyou!

Good Luck!"

I would like to express my distaste for this, but it's clearly her choice. Currently the bid is at $30. Now I'm going to attribute her desperation with her handicap and keep it rollin, pun intended. However I cannot make any excuse for the sicko who thinks thats sexy. Many people have fantasies I may or may not be on par with, but straddling Christina Reeve over there does not add up to me.
What can she possibly do for you? Unless you have a fantasy of fucking a completely lifeless chick, you're gonna be disappointed. In the off chance you do have a fantasy of fucking someone who is completely lifeless, please click the X in the corner and get off my blog, you Ted Bundy, payforpussy, daddytouchedme, necrophiliac.

cheppp

2009-01-23T04:13:00.004-05:00

Electric Feel - MGMT

I need to break out of my shy phase. It's not really a phase, I've been bashful since i can remember. I see a girl and I become more than tongue tied, I turn into this blubbering idiot who can't maintain eye contact to save his life. It's a wonder how I ever got laid over the past 22 years.

I'm awfully shy and some girls find that to be endearing, cute even. I find it to be saddening. I'm onlylike that on a person to person scale. Put me in a room full of people and ask anyone, I'm as loud and boisterous as anyone could possibly be.

I know this may shock you.

Repeat nigga!

2009-01-23T04:10:00.002-05:00

hi-fucking-larious

Good God Almighty.

2009-01-22T14:26:00.002-05:00

Ive Been Loving You Too Long (Single/LP Version) - Otis Redding

I love this song.

Man im hungry, I haven't eaten anything notable but I am craving...well anything at this point.
I haven't blogged in mad long due to my long tenure at the job. I missed mad events at stussy and cmon, but chances are I would have made an ass of myself anyway. I dont do well in social situations.

I'm off, gotta shower and work.
I love you all.

LOL@ Me

2009-01-16T02:47:00.003-05:00

This is how i look when im blogging @ 2:45 in the morning

yea im the overweight lover.
i plan on gettin right for the 09
The goal: have a chick do a shot off my stomach for my birthday (August 12th).
As it stands, a chick could drink a beer out my navel, im huge.

2009-01-13T16:30:00.001-05:00

the necessity of drama

2009-01-11T04:58:00.004-05:00

I gotta post this before 5am so I can wake up by 11:30 to get to work.

Van Hunt - Down Here In Hell (with you)

Relationships are boring if both parties are completely in sync, and happy. Drama makes it worthwhile, and if you haven't argued with someone you're not in a relationship. I was told by someone "Until you're ready to hurt someone, you dont love them." I'd like to say I didn't hurt the person, but I was definitely there. Now, after we've broken up, everything's calm. I hate it.

oh shit i missed my deadline
good day

ANNOYING COUPLE!!

2009-01-08T12:56:00.000-05:00

Owen Benjamin Presents: Music Video: Annoying Couple

I loooooove this song!

New Years Res

2009-01-07T13:21:00.002-05:00

People are completely shitting on New Years Resolutions. They're complaining that people never make an attempt to change until the new year comes. Why would you be against someone making a personal change for themselves. Whether its to lose weight, to be nicer, to save money, or stop shopping as much, it doesn't matter. Whether you're like me and you'd just like to cut a bad habit like smoking, or if you'd like to make an effort to go to church weekly, it's a step in the right direction to admit you're not doing something you should be doing. Intent is equally as important as effort.

My resolution is to stop smoking. It's the most difficult thing I've ever done. Here's a picture of me smoking, and it's the last one anyone will ever see.

Yes I'm smoking next to a no smoking sign. I'm a rebel

Mass Appeal - GangStarr

2009-01-04T11:55:00.003-05:00

I have a habit of completely ruining things before they even have a chance to really come about. Like that time I cheddar bob'd my way out of this girls number, when she clearly was interested. Women here's a note: It's not always the easiest thing for a man to approach you and ask you for your number. It's us saying "I like you, let me convince you to like me back". You do not, and will not, understand how physically wracking that is.

So back to the topic at hand, I'm standing there charging my phone and this young lady comes by and we begin to chat for a minute. We're not talking about anything extra important. We are not pondering life's complexities. We are not arguing the bailout, we're not talking about Obama's energy plans and whether or not they're feasible.
We're just. Talking.
I unplug my charger and go and eat these fries that weren't really good. They tasted stale and re-heated, but at that moment they were the best things I had eaten. It hits me: I haven't talked to a woman, just had a conversation with one, in forever. The women out here are so...bland. They're either incredibly dull or incredibly dull.
I siced myself. Here's this girl who was just some stranger I was having good conversation with, and now I've put her in a position above the rest of the DMV area women.

Moral of the story, I need to learn how to relax when it comes to you women. Then again, on the same note, you need to be a bit more receptive and kind to those of us who dont approach you with lines like "yo shawty" "ayo liteskinn" "damn baby" and the others. Some of us have sense, and theres no need to reject so harshly just because you're not interested. We do get the hint, but some are just too ignorant or stubborn to accept it.

saturday

2008-12-27T10:47:00.001-05:00

It has been brought to my attention that I haven't blogged in a while, so im blogging.
thanks.

Update.

2008-12-17T02:14:00.003-05:00

So as the months end and the new year approaches, I realize how tired I am of being single and how incapable I am of being in a relationship. Quite the impasse, I know. I'm hurting feelings and wasting time, something I'm not proud of.

Today I copped mad shit from Steve and Barry's ol "goin out of business" ass. Shit was already $8. Half off $8 = im basically stealin this shit.

yep. shes blurred for a reason. Shes famous.
Had a friend come over and watch seinfeld with me.

I want to stop listening to you

2008-12-15T13:53:00.002-05:00

But I can't. I know this is old, but its re-emergence into the media via the new Adidas commercial has me stuck. I need the Pilooski "Dirty Edits Vol.1 and Vol.2" albums.
Joints are SICK.

laugh think cry

2008-12-10T15:34:00.001-05:00

To me, there are three things we all should do every day. We should do this every day of our lives. Number one is laugh. You should laugh every day. Number two is think. You should spend some time in thought. And Number three is, you should have your emotions moved to tears, could be happiness or joy. But think about it. If you laugh, you think, and you cry, that's a full day. That's a heck of a day. You do that seven days a week, you're going to have something special.

Jimmy Valvano

Kevin Federline is a Racist Prick

2008-12-10T13:14:00.000-05:00

really?

Damn..

2008-12-10T03:17:00.003-05:00

This holiday season is gonna be the death of my blog. A lot of working, selling shit, and misinterpreted intentions are killin this shit

Listen to this:
Losing Out (Feat. Royce Da 5′9″) - Black Milk
Merry christmas

oh and

i was lookin good.

Yup. 8 grammy nominations.

2008-12-04T14:27:00.000-05:00

He's gonna leave!!

2008-12-03T01:05:00.002-05:00

I don't want children. But this lil fuck is makin me change my mind. Cutest kid ever.

Slowin it downnnnnnn

2008-11-30T11:57:00.002-05:00

Open Your Eyes - Bobby Caldwell

Since Wednesday, I've woke daily with a hangover. Who woulda known turkey would bring out that inner alcoholic that I so desperately repress. I got it though, I just wish I had less gin and more of that fucking TURKEY. Oh shit, that turkey "was bangin". I'm one of those weird people who could eat thanksgiving food daily and be okay with it. Some people get tired of leftovers around this time, but not me =).

The fucking dryer broke. Like, broke-broke this time. I hate living here.

I'm about to go get ready for work people, keep reading, and thanks for coming out.

Po Pimpin.

2008-11-28T22:35:00.004-05:00

$125.08 is your available balance as of 11/28/2008

I'm broke, y'all.

I wanted to get many things this "Black Friday". I just...can't. Keep in mind I have to pay rent, and I forgot AGAIN to get my check.

I've decided to get my shit together. Handlin personal business and taking care of the one area of my life that, for the past 8 years, I haven't been able to handle well. Why I didn't decide this sooner, I don't know.

I need some boots, snow is coming. And a Carhartt Jacket. Carhartts are the warmest shits in the world, Craig.

This one here.

I GLUTTONED yesterday, shamelessly. Got it in, the likes of which should be illegal. I had some illy sex with this turkey, and go some head from these mashed potatoes. Green Bean casserole, cranberry sauce, and mac and cheese....

okay I'm about to handle these leftovers. Talkin about this shit is gettin me hungry.

The Watcher - Dr. Dre

8-4.

2008-11-26T03:32:00.001-05:00

Good night.

God Rest Ye, Merry Gentlemen

2008-11-25T09:15:00.001-05:00

My brother and I would always watch Mr.Bean on PBS. One of my favourite scenes from the show.

Merry Xmas

Why am I awake?/ Xmas 2008

2008-11-25T08:38:00.006-05:00

I apologize for gettin mad personal, it was brought to my attention. I'll try to keep it down?

On another note, one of my favourite sites, which hasnt posted in a while, popped into my head this morning. I once shared a few of their funny shit with a few people but never posted about it myself. www.aidsvertising.com
Now they tend to O.D on some, but others are just HILARIOUS.

Christmas wish list time, blisatches:

A race car bed. How pimp were these? Im sure if I could find a queen sized bentley or something, I'd be the man. Then again, fuckin in the backseat almost always guarantees you a child (not like I'm fuckin anyway).

It's been brought to my attention that I'm going bald. Women this is like someone telling you that you've gained weight. And your tits are shrinking. All in one. You really want to hurt a mans feelings, attack his hair and say its thinning, he's going bald, something of that sort. Someone get me the rogaine superultradeluxe package.

Anyone who knows anything about me knows how I feel about the song, Christmas Time is Here. You'll also know that I have an obsession with Vince Guaraldi, the composer for all of the Peanuts/Charlie Brown movies. Dude has a few albums he did with the Vince Guaraldi Trio, and a christmas album he did WITHOUT the choir singin. I can't find the christmas songs without the kids but i know they exist. I remember hearing them on Canadian radio when I was at Western Market with my dad.

Now this is just funny.

Last but not least, the beer belt. I would like this beer belt for obvious reasons. I'd be the coolest mofo in the land if I could reach onto my Dark Knight-esque belt and pull off a can of Bud Light or two. The mami's would be on me and the bro's would praise me, but most of all, I'd be too drunk to care.

Mind wandering

2008-11-25T01:43:00.002-05:00

let me stage this thought process for you: I'm taking a shit and I get up and wash my hands, and look in the mirror. For some strange, and purely bizarre reason I expected to see a 12 year old me in the mirror and was fully disappointed when I saw the 22 year old staring back. Not that I'm disappointed in myself, but I was really looking forward to being 12 for that instant.

When I was 12, My mom decided to leave my dad. She packed up my 3 brothers and I and we went down to Indianapolis for the family reunion. Now its not that my father wasn't welcomed, he just didnt come. We came back and stayed with my uncle instead of going back home. My older brother and I were locked in his house on Blackstone. He knew what was going on and assumed I did as well. I didn't. I knew we weren't at home and all I wanted to do was go and lay in my bed. We had my uncle's sega genesis and Madden 97, which I completely sucked at playing, at our disposal. My mother would go to work and my uncle would do the same. This happened for 3 days until we packed up her burgundy Cutlass Supreme and drove, again, not to the place I knew as home.
We ended up in Pontiac, Michigan in a place I'd never been to, and never heard of until then. It was a domestic abuse center for women called Haven. I had no clue as to why I was here or when I'd be able to go home. It was foreign, and I was frightened. I hadn't seen my father in a week and I just wanted to know when I'd be able to go home. School was starting back and all of my clothes were there, my notebooks full of poetry, short stories, and random thoughts, and secret stuff I didn't want my parents to know about was hidden all around that house.
Haven was hell. I was 12 so there wasnt much I could do. I had a curfew, I had to go to certain classes and seminars with children who also couldn't grasp what was happening. I didn't fully have a hold on what was happening because, to be honest, I wasn't made aware of the situation at hand. The other children didn't know what was happening and couldn't understand why, and I pitied them. I just wanted to go outside and play on the wood chips.
There's not much I remember about being in Haven. I remember helping a woman with her bags and she gave me a food stamp instead of a dollar. That was the first time I saw a food stamp. It was white and brown, and I had no clue how to react to this act of generosity.
I also remember being on the back porch watching Jerry springer while this one woman did this girls hair. She braided ferociously with a cigarette in her hand. Bad move, the girls hair caught on fire. I laughed and ran down the hallway to tell my brother, who would surely get a kick out of it.
I remember one boy who was the only child more afraid than I. His name is Julian. He wore glasses and was very short, and was a year younger than I. He hated his name, and was very reclusive. He was my friend in that circus.
I remember his sister, who was 2 years older than I. I thought she was the cutest girl in the world. I was very shy at the time, and I avoided her at all costs.
I remember waking up and having to pee, and walking dead into a stall where a woman was peeing with the door open. That was funny.
Lastly I remember two more things: One was my mother weeping, wondering what we were going to do after the 30 days was up. She was searching desperately for a place to live, and wondered if she'd be able to find one. Ive never felt so helpless in my life.
The other thing was when Fox 2 news came to Haven. They did a report on the woman across the hall, Madonna. She was a very large black woman who reminded me of my mother, both in size and looks, and in raw gumption and determination. She had been beaten and left for dead by her spouse. I remember she was interviewed and we all watched it from another room on the 11 oclock news. Her face and voice had been changed, but her story was resounding. After hearing madonnas story, the severity of the situation hit me with tremendous force..

Suck me sexy.

2008-11-24T11:45:00.002-05:00

Jackie Moon - Love me sexy

Will Ferrell may not be one of the most diverse or superior actors/comedians, but anyone who says the dude isnt funny is a functional retard.

I'm listening to Kanye West - RoboCop from his new album, "808's and Heartbreak". No it's not released yet, but of course I have it. C'mon now, i'm is a n3rD omgnowai. I love the production on this song, though I do sometiems listen to the album and think to myself, "This muhfucka dun lost all his marbles". Even though he's a rapper and he needs to sell albums to be considered successful, there are some things that are more important than another persons view of success. Personally I'm not too sure as to how i feel about the direction he went on this album, but hey.
Sometimes when you're the most genuine you'll find out not a lot of people like you.

Superstition

2008-11-24T02:31:00.002-05:00

i dunno if i spelled superstition right. So every sunday on my way to work, I always listen to the same song between the Greenbelt and College Park stations. Every sunday. Since i've had the song on my iPod.
Its a song I still haven't figured out, but I love it nonetheless.

enjoy

Sunday Best - Augustana

Also download Aqualung - Brighter than Sunshine.
another gem.

The shoe.

2008-11-24T02:01:00.002-05:00

I was walking home from coppin a pack of cigarettes (not for me, technically)and this caught my eye. It was laying in the street. I immediately imagined two scenarios
One was a girl who had a doll, and whos bitch of a mother didn't care that her favourite dolly, Maria, had lost her left heel. She cried on the bus because her doll was in imperfect, and her mother stared blankly ahead, shushing the weeping toddler.

The second scenario was there had been some 6 inch tall vixen who was forced to wear the latest fashions in Mattel, and she'd been stalking me. She was beautiful, smarter than anyone could imagine someone with the brain the size of a starburst would be. She was terribly shy and really wanted to tell me how she'd been watching me wander and that she found herself falling for a man almost 10 times her height. I'd found her shoe and now we were playing this real life Cinderella.

I like the latter of the two explanations. It's less disappointing.

So my mini-love, if you're one of the few who reads this, let me know about our love affair. I'll return your shoe if you're ready to take this to the next level.

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2008-11-23T01:12:00.003-05:00

See the Goose poo?

It's so cold in the D.

Stinkin Lincoln. 4 score and blah blah blah. Little known fact: This scultpure of Abe is made to scale. Lincoln was 3290 feet tall.
Blur

Moar goose poos.

This picture of the reflecting pool is so dope, i HAD to fuck it up.

nice huh...

overall i'd say a good day

That McNugget Lovin...wtf?

2008-11-22T03:05:00.002-05:00

BET, MTV, and MCD. Takin blacks back, one day at a time.

Also I've been thinking. New Years is coming, quickly. Fuck Christmas. New Years is what I'm most concerned about. Last year was ok. This year I'm a bit uneasy about spending it without a chick on my arm. You got a lady, wait until the ball drops to drop her. That stroke of midnight may change your mind.

Renaissance

2008-11-22T01:18:00.014-05:00

Wednesday, November 21st, 2007.

I was in South Hadley, MA thinking about what I was going to do for Thanksgiving. I didn't have the money to go home, but I really wanted to go. My girlfriend at the time also wanted to go home, but didn't. We spent our Thanksgiving together in an on-campus house. I wore a dirty shirt, as I hadn't done laundry in the month I'd been there. Tonight, I'd sleep on the floor undoubtedly. Not because I had any problem with my then girlfriend, but because I was 270 lbs and the cot we shared wasn't large enough.

I spent that morning watching Swingers. After the movie, I tried my hand at Super Mario brothers for the Wii. She bought it for me, and I played it daily. We turned the T.V off and went grocery shopping for the next days dinner. I was scared as to how much money I'd spend. I came to South Hadley with about 600 dollars, and quickly depleted that. Groceries are not cheap, and the amount left on my pre-paid greendot card was about $150.
We got into Solange's wagon and headed to Big Y, and she told us about her latest encounter with Juan. I sat quietly in the back, and chuckled when jokes were told.
After purchasing two cornish hens, a plethora of ingredients for some shit called "Eggplant Rawk" we loaded up the wagon and left. It was ridiculously cold that day.

I was unemployed and constantly feeling obtrusive. I had nothing to offer except love and dick, and one of the two I wasn't good at. Maybe even both. I had no phone, I'd alienated all of my hometown friends and family, and with the exception of a woman who frequently called to inform me about Jesus, I heard nothing from the people back home.
I was surrounded by tons of women menstruating at the same time, and who all thought I was an unshaven burden.
I was happy.

Fast forward two months, January 2008. I'd moved back to Detroit, and I recently acquired a brand new ex-girlfriend, due mainly to my omnipresence. I'd smothered her, and I knew it was ending which was the worst part. As she had finally had her fill, I was just becoming comfortable with the fact that I'd fallen for someone, something I didn't anticipate.
I had to go back to work, I couldn't stay with my mother. I didn't want to, not just because I was a 21 year old man and needed my own space. I just felt belabored with countless responsibilities that weren't supposed to be mine. I have 3 younger brothers and a father fresh out of rehab. I, selfishly and understandably, wanted to step away from the role of father. I didn't even know how to be a big brother, which bothered me.

Click here

I lost many friends and family members, who felt I left the city to chase some woman, which was exactly what I did. I felt if they were truly my friend, they'd understand that if I failed, then it was my failure and they'd be there to say "I told you so, now let me help you up". Instead I didn't even get an "I told you so" from half of them. No words. Nothing.

Overall I felt, for lack of a better term, like shit. I began drinking, heavily and nightly. I was hurt and I began to investigate the problem. For some reason, I felt like I had failed everyone and I began to look in the mirror and assess my own problems. Who was I? Why was everything falling apart? I felt that if everyone had a problem, it couldn't possibly be everyone else. It had to be me.
I ran, miles and miles away. 600 miles away. I felt like I should go someplace where no one knew me, and I could adopt any persona I wanted. I wasn't happy as me, and I needed to be a better me. I could be happier without my family and my friends, who didn't accept my decisions and viewed them as mistakes, as opposed to life lessons. I could escape them and have that life that I wanted, and thats exactly what I did.

Tuesday, October 21, 2008.
I was on my way to D.C Ink on U st. I wanted to get a tattoo. I'd thought long and hard about what I wanted. So many people have so many different things, and a tattoo is a permanent thing. There's no backspace button on your skin, so I had to be sure of where and what i wanted. I began to think, there were many tattoo ideas I had before. Some funny, some quite serious.
I saw this ambigramm that said Life one way, and Love the other way. I knew it was what I wanted. I immediately knew I wanted it on my hand. I want to see it daily to remind me of the similarities of life and love, and the drastic differences, and how they both correlate with one another. I could talk about those two forever, but I'll spare you the sermon.
I had a sudden attack of conscience. This tattoo was the first original thought I had since I moved out to Maryland. Who was I? Had I really been so weak that I'd changed every single aspect of my life to appease those around me? I thought about everything. The music I was listening to, the people I was around. Even the show's I watch and the clothes I wore were deplorable. I made fun of people who wore regular fit jeans, and there I was. I'd pay more attention to what shoes a person was wearing than what the person was saying. I hated those types of people, and I'd become that exact person. The man who had more money than taste. Who cared more about the appearance of the person than the person themselves.
I'd paid hundreds of dollars for clothes I hated, and hours listening to music i abhored. Come the fuck on, Young Dro? The man raps about fruit.
I'd completely lost touch with James, but why? I felt like I had to prove something to my family members, my friends, and the one whom I felt got away. I spent so much time and put forth so much effort trying to be this new person, someone who'd be better than the man I was, when I didn't realize that all I needed to be was the same man who got the friends and girl, and whos family loved him.
I needed to tell my friends a quite sincere "fuck you", if they thought I'd abandoned them and refused to forgive me. A real friend is understanding and forgiving.
I needed to tell my family to be a bit more accepting of the fact that yes, i made a decision that they believed to be bad. And yes, what they said would happen, happened. But to chastise me and hold my decisions against me was not what I needed at that time. I needed help.
I needed to realize that I was single not because of something i wasnt doing, but because of something I did. Changing into another person wasn't going to bring the person back. It'd probably push them further away, which it did.

I had a conversation today with someone whom I care deeply about, and they were kind enough to call me on my shit. A real friend will call you on your shit. If someone is willing to sit back and watch you fail at anything, they're not your friend. I appreciate them saying something, even if it was out of pure distaste. If you're reading this and you have some shit to say to your friend but you're afraid of hurting their feelings, tell them right now about themselves. They may not like what you have to say, but if it's needed then speak up.
I'm taking tomorrow off. I need to spend some quality time with me. I'm gonna charge up the iPod and go to a park or somewhere downtown. Buy a notepad and write a bit. I need some time to myself, and I don't really know when I'll want to be bothered with another person.

If you read this blog and haven't commented on a single post, comment on this one. Fuck it, dont say anything. Just reflect on yourself and how you interact with everyone. Anyone you come into contact, via internet, work, phone, hell even the person behind the counter at subway making your Italian BMT. You affect everyone, and you may not know it. Pay attention as to how you treat others. Even though you may never see them again, they'll remember those kind words.

I edited this post about...2890 times, but never once did I change the title.

Coke anyone?

2008-11-21T14:24:00.005-05:00

I just got it. I'm gonna be doing major shit now that I'll have the energy. They dont sell it in Maryland, so I had to send for em. 2 cases for the price of 1.

-dance

Made with 100% concentrated RAGE.

2008-11-19T23:35:00.002-05:00

I saw this and squirted sprite out of my nose. This is hi-larry-us, simply frickin funny. Oh, and it's a real product. Click here for Brawndo.

I dont know what to say

2008-11-10T14:44:00.001-05:00

Giving Up - Donny Hathaway

I thought i was okay. I'm not.

The Face Biters Movie of the month - Color Purple

2008-11-06T18:35:00.002-05:00

The Colour Purple starring Danny Glover, Oprah Winfrey, and Whoopi Goldberg. Nominated for almost a dozen Academy awards, including Best Picture. Whoopi Goldbergs oscar nod for Best Leading Actress, and Oprah for best supporting actress. This scene is by far my favourite scene in the movie.
Celie (Whoopi Goldberg) has decided to finally leave her abusive husband, "Mister" (Danny Glover) as called by everyone except his father, who refers to him by his name, Albert. Sofia (Oprah Winfrey) has been incarcerated for a lengthy period of time, and released into the custody of a white woman, further sentenced to be her maid. She's lost her will to exist and feels alienated from her family, and her children, whom she hasnt seen in years.

Oprahs acting in this scene is PHENOMENAL.
Definitely one of the most powerful scenes of the movie, and possibly one of the greatest monologues of all time.

Halloween Shmalloween

2008-11-01T13:10:00.007-04:00

Cold fuckin turtle.

2 Girls 1 Cup

Oh this was just too funny.

Donnie Darko Rabbit. Dude scared all the kids, and a few adults too.

Lil Wayne? Wow. White girls, i tell ya.

The fools

Black McCain

The Face Biter song of the day.

2008-10-28T23:54:00.003-04:00

iMeem

Song of the day

Adele - Right as Rain

Chick was poppin over in london, and blew the fuck up after bein on SNL with Palin. I love her voice. She's part of this british invasion like Kate Nash, Duffy, and James Morrison. "UK Soul" is what its being called. I call it "those funky ass white folk from the channel.

http://www.adele.tv

http://myspace.com/adelelondon

Real Chill day.

2008-10-28T23:43:00.002-04:00

So today I decided to get out of the house. Went to Starbucks and IM'd all day, just on my own. Dolo trip.

My fav thing from starbucks. Whole milk chai. W for Wonderful. CH for Come Hump me. Its warm love.

WDYWT.
Pants
Shoes
a Hat
A Pea coat i got from salvation army when i was 16
A shirt i copped for $8 from Steve and Barry's

Palin's a Pretty piss poor parent.

2008-10-28T00:40:00.003-04:00

You can't govern your children correctly, how do you expect to govern a country?
Fuckin Sarah Palin in comparison to Obama. and what the fuck is up with the moo cow smock or whatever she's wearing? Shit looks like the newest release from the Sesame Street urban wear line.

Sasha Fierce

2008-10-23T15:03:00.003-04:00

Beyonce would like to be called now, Sasha Fierce. "Sasha" feels that her new name more aptly describes who she is

"Sasha Fierce is the fun, more sensual, more aggressive, more outspoken side and more glamorous side that comes out when I'm working and when I'm on the stage," the statement from the former Destiny’s Child front-woman reads

Just when i thought Beyonce was a hot name, she goes and changes it to Sasha Fierce. Sounds like a pornstar name. I'd love to see some videos of Sasha takin some Fierce dick. Hollywood is some other shit.

Racist bitch

2008-10-23T14:46:00.002-04:00

Genius.

Lyfe Jennings is beaten, arrested, and an idiot.

2008-10-23T11:52:00.002-04:00

Jennings, 30, whose real name is Chester Jennings, kicked in the door of a residence on Springwoods Drive in Smyrna while looking for Joy Pound, according to an arrest warrant. He fired the gun in the street and later tried to run from the Smyrna police when they arrived, police said.

He posted a $50,000 bond Monday night. Jennings could not be reached for comment. In addition to the gun charges and trespassing, he has been charged with eluding police and driving under the influence.

Jennings served 10 years in prison from 1992-2002 on a felony charge when he was 14.

Jennings music career started after his December 2002 prison release when he won the amateur contest at the Apollo five times.

His first album, released in August 2004, was titled “Lyfe 268-192,” with the numbers representing his prison number. Jennings’ biggest hit was “Must Be Nice” which was on the first album.

Smyrna police chased Jennings after receiving a call about a gunshot fired. Police followed Jennings in his red Corvette along Concord Road, where he was going about 70 mph according to the warrant.

Once he was stopped, Jennings refused a field sobriety test. The warrant said he “had a strong odor of an alcoholic beverage” coming from his breath.

So the motherfucker was drunk, decided he was gonna chase down his children's mother, and shoot in the street. Police don't usually respond well to that. No wonder they BEAT YOUR ASS. Now you'll be singing about S.E.X and it won't be the kind you like, bro. I don't get it. Famous people are handed the world and then they go and do dumb shit like this. Shit just pisses me off.

2008-10-23T03:26:00.006-04:00

This is thefacebiter's Movie of the Month, "When Harry Met Sally". Men
your girlfriend has seen this movie, at least once. Women force your
man to watch it. He'll learn some serious shit from it. But the one thing
that i believe that no one can argue with is Billy Crystal's evaluation of
man-woman relationships and how they cease to exist if one of them is
even remotely attractive.

I love this scene, quite possibly the best scene in the movie, apart from
when he sees his ex wife in the store and everything that transpires after
that. He's giving her a rundown on how it is, not how he thinks it
should be. She's reluctant to see the truth and he's trying ever so
desperately to get her to see that men and women are, by nature,
not meant to be just friends. Unless one is either ugly or involved
heavily into a man. Lord knows recently i've seen my share of
married woman.

I give this my Netflix pick of the month, as well as my "dudes, suck
it up and watch it. you'll like it" stamp of approval.

Song of the Day.

2008-10-22T13:16:00.003-04:00

Imeem

Today's song is Andre 3000 - Love Hater, from the album Speakerboxxx/The Love Below.
great album, awesome song. Andre is viewed as an oddball by most, a lyricist gone awry by many, but a genius by all. Even this song, with it's jazzy melodic groove and it's simple lyrics; "Everybody needs somebody to love" , show's you his eclectic knowledge of music and his manipulation of tones and textures. Who else throws an electric guitar against an upright bass?

Plus i love the part when he's like "Everybody need to quit actin hard and shit, fo you get yo ass whooped ( i slap the fuck outcha)"
Hilarious.

IHOP Loves me.

2008-10-21T15:07:00.003-04:00

IHOP is doing endless pancakes until Halloween. I.... can't... contain myself. I'm a pig when it comes to them buttermilk joints. Im def gonna demolish a few plates of those.

Steve Novick, Senator at Arms

2008-10-21T10:27:00.003-04:00

This is a real ad, no jokes or props or anything. Just a real guy from oregon running for senate.

Gotta respect the dude, he's like 5'0 and has one hand, and is still trying to do more for this country than the avg politician.

Headache

2008-10-20T15:33:00.000-04:00

I do believe, if I'm no mistaken, I am hung over. Patron shots and long islands with the people. I need to do some personal reflection. I'l think about that later.

WDYWT

2008-10-16T19:47:00.002-04:00

If you have made a "WDYWT" post, you are, in fact, a hypebeast. You are that which you hate, which you have undoubtedly spent hours poking fun at, and spent thousands trying to avoid becoming. You have purchased countless shirts, sneakers, jeans, watches, backpacks, glasses, bracelets, and other things, only to run home and take a picture of them fresh out of the box. You have posted that picture on everyones blog, on your own blog, on your myspace, flickr, and even have it set as your blackberry background. Because we all know, you went and bought a blackberry and have no business ventures justifying such a tool.
You make fun of the guy who went and bought a pair of Air Jordan Six Rings, because they're "fusions, not authentic, wack", when in fact the sole basis of this "culture" is to look good, feel good. If the person who bought these sneakers feels comfortable wearing them, then fuck off. They like the sneakers, and it doesnt matter if you like them.
You took a picture of what you wore today. Why? To show off the new shit you went and copped during the C'mon half off sale, the DG website, or any other countless sneakerhead shops. You own about 40 pairs of sneakers, and wear the same 10. meaning the other 30 are gathering mold and decaying, making your investments....shit.
For fucks sake, $80 x 30= $2400. You spent $2400 to take pictures, and leave. Smart.

I hate you all, hype-o-crits. Thats my new name for you.
Hype-o-crits.

I haz a fetish wit blawgs

2008-10-15T14:23:00.002-04:00

I noticed the little traffic i get is from people coming to see why i'm going to their blogs
yes, im stalking you.
deal with it.

Gas is CHEEP

2008-10-11T13:19:00.002-04:00

James Lawson reporting live from Detroit where gas has hit an astounding
$2.79
(ethanol, but you get the point.)

Yes you're seeing correctly, its that cheap. I dont know why, nor do i care. I'm not driving.

Monday

2008-10-05T03:36:00.004-04:00

Monday will Kick off my first day of "outside."

My plan is to shit, shower, dress, and leave. The most time i will spend in the house is sleeping. I'll blog via sidekick, but I vow to never be at home, as Autumn is here. I love it.

Step on a leaf. Its crunch will call to you. I dare you to ignore it.

Btw. My obsessions change with the winds. Don't get me wrong, I still believe that Kroq is a gorgeous woman. But this new one, S.Jackson's friend. Shes def up there.
I need to ask him about her.
srsly

Bailout Bill

2008-10-03T14:48:00.004-04:00

They passed the bailout. We're offically 11 trillion dollars in debt.
Thanks America

Classic song of the Week.

2008-10-03T14:42:00.001-04:00

Raheem DeVaughn - Where I Need to Stand

Norah Jones - Don't Know Why

2008-09-30T03:42:00.000-04:00

Dont Know Why - Norah Jones

P.S, this girl is gorgeous.

work post

2008-09-28T13:58:00.000-04:00

I make a sincere effort not to post anything personal on this blog. It's a decision I made to keep this blog strictly for personal entertainment purposes, if you call what I post entertaining. However today I'd like to discuss a problem that I have encountered in my daily life, and I thought I was done dealing with. That problem?
Sensitive thugs.

I'll elaborate more. Work cals.

Track of the Month

2008-09-28T03:49:00.005-04:00

Track of the Month

Little Brother - That Ain't Love ft Jozeemo

This is a slept on album, but for a good reason. People are still bangin The Minstrel Show.

Professional meets Casual

2008-09-23T02:56:00.003-04:00

Clae Parkers in Caramel Walnut. i love this look
Check out their store, awesome shit.

More from Clae

Russell

Russell

Whitman

Cousteau

Garvey

lol

2008-09-19T14:09:00.002-04:00

http://www.theway.org/Current/Mar07/Mar07Flash4.htm

later i'll post the vid
but this shits funny

Gay marriage.

2008-09-18T15:04:00.002-04:00

The concept of gay marriage is seen as a civil right. That is, to say, all people being created equal and none are denied any rights. Gay marriage has its pros and cons in society, but its basis is something I dont agree with. I believe being gay is a choice. It is an avoidable, conscious decision to accept the lifestyle and practices of the homosexual community. I do not believe that being gay is coplanar with being black, or female. A woman didn't decide to be oppressed based on their gender, nor did she decide during conception that she wanted to be a woman. A hispanic person didn't decide to be mistreated based on their ethnicity. But a homosexual did decide to be a homosexual.

Maybe because im not a homosexual does the theory of being born gay escape me, but I feel its a conscious decision, much like religion.

Comment.

Amy Winehouse coke-cracked

2008-09-18T01:40:00.002-04:00

Amy Winehouse is fucked up. I feel for her, because shes ridiculously talented, and coked-cracked the fuck out of her brain.

lookie here:

WTF

you're amy fucking winehouse, you have more talent than most people and you're pissing your life away. Piece of shit. broad looks like Andy Dick now.

She used to be hot though. Like

Shame what fame would do.

Al Pacino in Dog Day Afternoon

2008-09-17T14:42:00.000-04:00

Great scene. Watch

My Favourite things.

2008-09-13T02:58:00.001-04:00

My favourite thing to do is follow trends, then drop them when i realize that following trends is lame.
I do it about once a month.

Yes i do spell shit the european way.
its a weird habit.

Coolest Name Evar.

2008-09-12T11:04:00.002-04:00

Its too real.

David Ramsey's "I Will Forever Remain Faithful"

2008-09-12T10:40:00.003-04:00

David Ramsey's style of writing pops out, and I love it. If i were a writer, I'd write like this guy. Even if you dont like Wayne, at least appreciate the good literature. Excerpt:

"One of my favorite Lil Wayne hooks is the chorus on a Playaz Circle song called “Duffle Bag Boy.” In the past year, he started singing more, and this was his best turn. He sounds a little like the neighborhood drunk at first as he warbles his way up and down the tune, but his singing voice has an organically exultant quality that seems to carry him to emotional delirium. After a while, he’s belting out instructions to a drug courier with the breathy urgency of a Baptist hymn. By the end of the song, the standard-order macho boast, “I ain’t never ran from a nigga and I damn sure ain’t ’bout to pick today to start running,” has been turned by Lil Wayne into a plea, a soul lament."

http://oxfordamericanmag.com/content.cfm?ArticleID=390&Entry=CurrentIssue

Hand Art. No Photoshop

2008-09-12T10:39:00.000-04:00

In fucking sane.
I wish i could do some artistic shit like this.

fotoes

2008-09-10T14:09:00.003-04:00

Pics from sunday. Hit the bar to watch the filly eagles murder whomever they were playing, i dont remember. Then hit the Black family reunion down in DC.

Flicks of the boarders

Birds

Dead Birds

Grate

Bike

Book Em

2008-09-10T02:14:00.001-04:00

LMAO

omg

k so here's the back story

Added: July 22, 2008 (Less info)
My nigga rocked her ass with the book!
this is the story... my nigga is on the computer at the library and needs to download something so went to get the librarian to download and comes back this girl is on his computer so he told the girl excuse me im on the computer she gets up and leaves with an attitude and talking shit and he leaves again to get the librarian so he can download and then he comes back again and she is x'n out all his stuff on the computer so all that work he did is gone so hes mad so he rocked the smut in the head with the book and left!

Nothings gonna stop me now.

2008-09-09T03:41:00.000-04:00

just was on my mind. yes at 4am.

2008 VMAs

2008-09-08T11:10:00.003-04:00

The 2008 MTV Video Music Awards were quite possibly the worst ever. Between Russell Brand's bland excuse for international humor, and the saddest set I've seen...ever, this was shaped up as MTVs oversimplified show. Countless technical errors like Jamie Foxxx completely spacing on stage, Demi Moore walking out without a mic, and the camera focusing on everyone except the person speaking, just made the award show seem amateur. I've come to expect a lot from MTV, who has given great shows and performances, like the *NSYNC and Michael Jackson performance, Stevie Wonder and Will Smith, and a million others. But they lost me with this shit. The set was a basic, BASIC set. i feel as if i've seen that set before....looks a little like the FN MTV set.
The performances were just bad. Even Kanye, and I'm a big kanye fan, was whack. Rihanna proved she can't sing. T.I came back and rapped like he was at rehearsal. Lil Wayne and T Pain were on stage giving whites a reason to stereotype (and whatthefuckisup with lil wayne's monroe piercing. thats some faggot bullshit, call him dennis rodman). Kid Rock, hometown hero, is like...182 years old. Dude needs to sit his old ass down. Only lyric Wayne knew to "All Summer Long" was: "We were smoking funny things". wonder why?

High points of the night. Travis Barker and DJ AM performing with Lupe Fiasco and Katy Perry. I'm a bit on the fence with those tho. You got two dope fuckin artists doing sideshow performances during commercial breaks. Bullshit. I coulda turned on my ipod and listened to The Cool if I would have known thats what it was gonna be. tyyytttttttttttgtgggrggtrrrtttttttttttttrtgggggggghyhhu. sorry i was cleaning my keyboard.

A bit more on kanye. Dude came out with a Japanes Taiko drum team and was upstaged. And his new single.... it just bothers me.

Overall this award show sucked. wasnt worth me being home.

Anti War

2008-09-05T11:54:00.001-04:00

Anti war protest against some broad at the RNC. McCain fires back with "Please don't be distracted by the ground noise and the static."
I'm sure..

Alife Tweed Everybody Hi's

2008-09-04T23:31:00.002-04:00

Alife Tweed Everybody Hi's slated to release September 15th. I will have these. Oh yes. I will have these. Alife seems to make shoes i love. I like the creativity of Alife.

I'm black, y'all.

2008-09-01T13:25:00.003-04:00

With the help of photoshop, i am a negro.

Nature: Widescreen.

2008-08-30T14:09:00.003-04:00

This morning i woke my sick ass up, and went outside to get the only medicine i knew of; a cigarette.
Yes i should be quitting, No i dont know when.

Autumn is the shit. Yes i say autumn, i'm from Michigan damnit. I love leaves, they smell awesome and litter the streets so beautifully.

Enjoy the little things, so the great things will be so much greater.

look at me

2008-08-30T03:46:00.001-04:00

Oh shit i'm sick.
like literally im ill. I hate that shit, i hold on to colds like japanese folks hold on to the whole "internment camp" thing. I've been working a shitload, and i need to calm down. I've been spending money i shouldnt on sneakers, i'll stop soon enough. I need moar to do.

i noticed the other day, people in washington tend to overlook its beauty. they take the shit for granted because they have seen it many times before, or its "some tourist shit"

i love the washington monument, no matter how phallic the shit is. throw a sky behind it and you've got some beauty

How da fuck do we posta keep peace?

2008-08-23T19:20:00.000-04:00

Apparently, its so cold in the D.

this shits funny

2008-08-22T13:24:00.001-04:00

HAHAHA

Dunks and Drunks

2008-08-22T12:12:00.000-04:00

new acquisition. Part of the NBA pack. two more to go.
ive been feelin real emo recently, gotta do something about that.

2008-08-17T03:09:00.001-04:00

test

2008-08-12T17:36:00.001-04:00

testing

Maya and i

2008-07-31T16:51:00.001-04:00

so i'd like to blog this convo me and maya had

but it wont let me

wow i love this video

2008-07-29T22:36:00.000-04:00

how i feel

Gnarls Barkley - Who's Gonna Save My Soul

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

2008-06-26T15:41:00.001-04:00

Seven minutes of David Caruso doing what he does best....nothing.

first post

2008-06-26T15:14:00.000-04:00

welcome to my blog. i dont blog often but when i do, i promise to make it worth while.